My Crocodile Ate My Alligator Shoes

“Once upon a time in the land of OZ, there lived a Crocodile. His name was Greenie.He made roaring sounds when he spoke and the whole world backed away in fear whenever he was around.

One day, as Greenie, was swimming in the outback swamps, he saw some feet coming at him. The feet were clad in aligator shoes which, of course, made Greenie see Red.

“Aligator shoes are not allowed in my back yard” Greenie roared.

But the feet kept coming at him.

“Didn’t you hear me?” Greenie yelled again.”No aligator shoes are allowed here..Get out of here”

But the feet kept coming at him.

Greenie got mad. He hatched a plot. If the feet kept coming at him, he would tear into them as only he could do with his crocodile teeth and he would show those shoes just who is boss.

And the feet kept coming at him.

Greenie gave one more warning… ” Take One More Step, Mr Aligator shoes and you’re lunch!”

But the feet kept walking. Suddenly a breeze came out of nowhere and Greenie had an idea…He took out his pack of Pall Malls and found his lighter and lit up the dry grass right in front of the walking aligator shoes.

Whoosh, the flames leaped all around and found their target. They nippled at the heels of the aligator shoes and quickly went up the pants legs of the walking shoes. The smoke was so thick that Greenie had to retreat fast from his target. He glided away quickly and shouted at the shoes

“Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire”

When the flames died down and the smoke had cleared, Greenie approached the shoes cautiously lifting his long neck and looking all around. All that was left were the aligator shoes

“You’re lunch! ” He cried with glee.

And that’s how the crocodile ate my aligator shoes.

If you would like to know more about Greenie and how he survives on the net, GO HERE. :)

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